Resurrecting something I wrote back in 2003 over a lunch break: MQ Message pick-up lines… Your queue or mine? What’s your sign-bit? Is that a COA in your message descriptor, or are you just glad to see me? What’s a message like you doing in a queue like this? You look like you’ve got a [...]
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When automatic translators go wrong…very wrong!
April 7th, 2009 No Comments
I just found a blog post about WMQ security that has, I believe, been run through an automated translation service with unintentionally hilarious results. Here’s an excerpt: WMQ Adventurer authenticating a connexion to a queue director For both waiter and client hallmark, the queue director demands: The personal credential released to the queue director by [...]
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Comparing snail mail to WebSphere MQ
June 17th, 2008 1 Comment
As you know, I’m constantly on the lookout for new messaging technologies that compete or interact with with WebSphere MQ. I recently came across the web site of Boredom Research where they are testing out a new Snail Mail system based on…well…actual snails.
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